she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
already-dead-but-still-breathing:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
This made me cry.
(Source: whiscash)